Staff Picks Archive
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Handle a Goodnight Kiss
By 1jeffro
At Metacafe, we’re all about self-improvement. This Valentine’s Day, if you’re clueless about how to get your sweetheart to pucker up for that goodnight kiss, here’s a cute video that’s sure to have you playing tonsil hockey by the time you and your date part ways.
Assaf, Marketing Manager: How to Buy Alcohol
Ok, so we're not actually advocating the murder of a homeless man to get a teenager his alcohol, but you gotta admit, the video's pretty funny. Just don't get any ideas from it…please?
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Incredible McCain Girl
You've seen what Obama Girl can do. Now witness the wrath of the Incredible McCain Girl! We promise, you won't like her when she's angry.
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Juno Too
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the movie "Juno" was combined with Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Junior?" Well, it might look a little something like this.
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Lost - What Will Happen Next
Are you a Lost fanatic? Then you'll love this take on what's in store for the castaways in season 4. Spoiler Alert: Someone will get eaten!
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Magic Eye Porn
By Tobuscus
You honestly won't believe this until you see it. I was really surprised that the magic eye effect worked through video, but it's completely clear. Just make sure to focus really hard and you'll see the image eventually.
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Maximum Security Workout
Ever wanted that “prison-sculpted body” look that’s all the rave in today’s hip hop mags? Well now you can get it with Ronald Anne Washington’s Maximum Security Workout. Ronald’s practical exercises will keep your biceps, obliques and “abduminales” in tip-top shape, all while prepping you for a five-year stint in the slammer.
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Mercury
By TrueNuff
Keeping with the theme of fake infomercials, here's a great one for the newest thirst quencher on the market...Mercury! It's bound to give you all the metallic nutrients you need, and then some. Ride the chrome wave!
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Paintballing
Two rival armies, camouflaged, lying in wait, guns at the ready. Let the paintballs fly!
Assaf, Marketing Manager: Parkour Generations
By Slamcamspam
If I ever get a chance to be decent at a sport, it will probably be parkour. There's something about using a city as your jungle gym that really speaks to me, and I love hearing from the guys who practice the sport. If you've still got a little kid left in you, you'll enjoy this.
